Thanks to a duck
So the story is I was riding through Riverscape to come home. Not real fast either, than a mallard duck sees me and apparently gets spooked. He flies into and under my back wheel. Now I have no rear brakes to stop because all I am doing is sliding on a duck. Me not being much brighter than the duck, I decide to grab a hand full of front brake to dislodge the duck from under my back wheel. Well I managed dislodge the duck from under my back wheel and myself from the bike.